In a move that proves that chimps have created a much awesomer society than we have, researchers have discovered that males will trade meat to females in return for regular sexy times. And apparently the NOMs for PEWs exchange program is completely legit in their advanced legal system!
This is a long-term exchange, so males continue to share their catch with females when they are not fertile, copulating with them when they are.
“What’s amazing is that if a male shares with a particular female, he doubles the number of times he copulates with her, which is likely to increase the probability of fertilising that female.”
Yow yow! Is all this Animal Planet talk making anyone else in here steamy? I swear, meat for sex, that’s even better than a handful of $20’s! Now, where can I rent a monkey suit this far from Halloween? Also, hot wings. I’m gonna need hot wings.
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