11Feb/100

Too much awesome

I am lost for words. It's the end of times, Dinosaurs,Ninja,Zombie,Robot, Pirate and just some more pure awesome sauce.

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8Feb/100

Things I want: Soylent Green Shirt

I completely forgot ab.. Braiiiinnnnnsss *cough* ehrr about this beauty. I been waiting to get my hands on a cool Zombie based shirt that is not just some dumb/gross brute stumbling about or eating brains. This shirt not only appealed to me as a zombie reference but also coz it has a super geeky movie subtone. for those who are not with the movie references. "Soylent Green" IS people.

A Zombie brain with smarts

It will be interesting which one of these will arrive before the other. They where purchased 3 days apart.

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4Feb/100

A.D. Trailer – Another Zombie Feature

Above is a short trailer for a CG zombie flick called A.D., found by Zombie Info. Despite the very poor zombie survival techniques displayed by the characters -- i.e., just sitting in the middle of the road and allowing themselves to get surrounded -- it's a beautiful trailer, especially the environments. I even like the extreme, Clone Wars-esque character designs, since they don't look like they're actually made of wood, and it looks extra cool on the zombies. Zombie Info has way more, er, zombie info on the makers and their hopes to turn this into a real movie; you should check it out.

Tagged as: A.D., animmation, CG, cinema, clone-wars, film, horror, trailer, zombie, zombieinfo No Comments

3Feb/100

Rabbits do not need to blink

I'm not sure if this is the Cajun fries or the happy hardcore music I've been listening to but I have reached the conclusion the rabbits are unnatural. This little critter here, while he looks cute chewing does not blink for 2 minutes. I watched and watched and then watched some more and it does not blink.

This means that rabbits are evil. Also we will have to train them to see in the dark. This way we can use them to detect zombie night attack raids. I say we harness the unblinkin powers of the rabbit and cross genetify then critters with elephants and japanese rat snake. With their powers combined we will have a unblinking, extremely quiet efficient and not to mention large hunting monster to use to attack the undead hordes.

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31Jan/100

Special Dead ma

Yes, that is indeed a wheelchair bound dude with a chainsaw. How could that NOT be awesome?! That’s like a drive-by chainsawing! Of ZOMBIES! Let’s get a taste of the plot, shall we?

When a zombie plague infects Camp Special Dude, a dude ranch for the mentally handicapped, a ragtag band of campers and counselors struggles to survive the night. Led by the indifferent, nunchuck-wielding head counselor, Mac, and his wheelchair-bound sister Dale, the unlikely heroes fight their way off the mountain as, one by one, they’re picked off and join the ranks of the walking dead. It’s a campy stampede of blood, boobs and gore as some “very special” people show that they can kick some serious undead ass.

I highlighted my favorite parts of the summary. Almost just highlighted the whole thing, but figured I’d make an effort to pick out some stuff. Such as the nunchuck-weilding, or the girl named “Dale”. Oh yeah, and “Camp Special Dude”. That’s fantastic. I’m just not clever enough to come up with THAT offensive of a name for a summer camp for handicapped people. You can’t fake that kind of artistic mastery.

Now, if horribly mean-spirited movies about zombie retards are too offensive for you, perhaps you’d prefer Sars Wars: Bangkok Zombie Crisis.