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1Mar/100

PREVIEW OF ROB ZOMBIE’S ‘CSI: MIAMI’

Rob Zombie directed the episode of “CSI: Miami” that will air on Monday. Below is the preview for that episode, and it actually looks pretty entertaining. Between David Caruso’s overacting and Zombie regulars Michael Madsen and Malcolm McDowell, it looks like a decent way to waste an hour. And the preview even has a Rob Zombie song! It’s so, SO close to the vision I created above!

Speaking of which, below the preview I’ve included a video of Horatio Caine highlights set to “More Human Than Human.” Yes, it really does exist. And it was made in 2007, which means that YouTube is awesomely prophetic. Does that mean cats will really learn how to play the keyboard? I hope so.

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8Feb/101

The Best Seat Belt-Related Commercial Ever

This ad should win every award they have for those things. It’s an exceptionally created, and beautifly rendered TV spot about wearing your seat belt. Everything from the music, to the cinematography, to the little girl’s angel wings is perfect, and it’s one of the best commercials I’ve seen in years.

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24Jan/100

Spartacus Blood And Sand Trailer

"If you go to war, you are destined for great and unfortunate things." Sura to Spartacus

(watch ep 1 & 2 online)

Betrayed by his country. Beaten into slavery. Reborn as a warrior. Spartacus: Blood and Sand is a graphic and visceral account of Rome's most famous gladiator. When he's separated from the love of his life, Spartacus is forced into the gruesome and bloodthirsty arena, where a grisly death is primetime entertainment. Spartacus must fight for survival, befriend his enemies and play politics in this new world of corruption, violence, sex and fame. He'll be seduced by power and tormented by vengeance. But his passion will give him the strength to prevail over every obstacle, in this modern and uninhibited tale of death, honor and endurance.

Spartacus: Blood and Sand is a show that will generate a lot of media hype because of the nudity and the violence but look beyond the hype and see what the show is about. Hope, survival, revenge, fear, hate and love; elements that make a great show. Yes there is nudity. Yes there is violence.

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14Jan/100

Haiti made a pact with the devil or something

American TV cracks me up. A pack with the devil. Im pretty sure a quick google will actualy show that the majority religion of Haiti is christian. How can they even allow this BS onto national TV.

Pat Robertson on Haiti Disaster
by burghnews

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14Jan/100

The Six Million Dollar Jedi

Star Wars with 6 Million Dollar Man sound effects. Now if only they could remake the movies in ( the old ones prefferable 3rd gen VHS dubs) into some kinda 80's-90's TV sound effect mashups. That way i could relive all the glorious olden days tv shows.