Monkey Tuesday – Bizzaro
Well, seriously, just look at the picture. If you don’t see that and immediately want to watch the sh*t outta this video, I’m not sure we can be friends. It looks like it’s from a local cable-access show, and it tells the story of what happens when people stop being polite, and start singing songs about tripping balls in a time machine on a lap guitar dither autoharp. It’s one of the most mesmerizing things I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve jiggling tits. This guy claims to have had some wild nights. You know what? I’m inclined to believe him. I bet he’s been in town getting tattoo’s for bar $50 tabs or he’s had one to many goldfish shots.