No Meat for Chubby Girls – Man Goes On Rampage

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Clean up on aisle three! Earlier this week an Indiana man ran through a grocery store with a large hunting knife, destroying several packages of meat and smearing dog food on his handiwork. He told employees that he “was on a mission from God” to prevent little girls from eating beef. According to the police, … Read More

Sidekick Wanted

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HELP WANTED: Plucky female teenager/young  adult with attitude and heart. Must be a friend of justice. Must be willing to become a cyborg and dress in spandex. Traumatic backstory optional, can be provided if desired. Apply within with desired motif, weapons, and fighting style. iwanttobeasexysidekick I think I have been reading to many comic books. … Read More