11Mar/100
Dolphin Wars – Went To France #$@#$@#$
You have got to be kidding me. They are making this crap. Who the hell approves this shit.
A new television series about the controversial dolphin trade in Japan, tentatively titled “Dolphin Warriors,” has been greenlit by Animal Planet.
The series picks up where the movie leaves off and, like the film, stars animal activist Ric O’Barry. Two episodes of the series — which is being executive produced by O’Barry’s son, Lincoln — have already been completed, although a premiere date has yet to be announced, Ric O’Barry said.
Animal Planet says the series may premiere in the fall, after “The Cove” debuts on the channel this summer.
2Mar/100
Monkey Tuesday – Bizzaro
Well, seriously, just look at the picture. If you don’t see that and immediately want to watch the sh*t outta this video, I’m not sure we can be friends. It looks like it’s from a local cable-access show, and it tells the story of what happens when people stop being polite, and start singing songs about tripping balls in a time machine on a lap guitar dither autoharp. It’s one of the most mesmerizing things I’ve ever seen that didn’t involve jiggling tits. This guy claims to have had some wild nights. You know what? I’m inclined to believe him. I bet he's been in town getting tattoo's for bar $50 tabs or he's had one to many goldfish shots.
1Mar/100
CHICKEN SWEATERS!
You know what I like about the BBC? Unlike most American media outlets, it takes its journalism seriously. And despite being a state-sponsored organization, it has no discernible slant. Need proof? Check out the news report below on women who knit sweaters for featherless chickens. It favors neither Labour nor Conservative. The even-handedness is truly impressive.
Want video proof? Its right here on the bbc website. ]> VIDEO <[
19Feb/100
smurf..smurf…belgian..smurf..smurf….gah my precious brains
I... I don't know why this video disturbs me so terribly. Technically, it's just a video from the '70s by some Belgian dude awesomely named Vader Abraham, singing about Smurfs in no officially approved capacity. Nothing really happens other than Vader Abraham and some Smurf puppets "la-la-ing" happily for three minutes. But something... something about this just hurts me, because it feels so, so evil. Maybe it's the soulless, rubbery Smurf puppets. Maybe it's the hellish background of flickering lights. Maybe it's the slow, loving pan over the plastic Smurf figurines, less like a toy collection, and more like a serial killer collects mementos of his victims. Or maybe it's the way old Abraham holds the tiny flute so the horrible Smurf puppet can wrap its thin, rubbery lips around it and blow.
11Feb/100
19-year-old high school student busted: Kiddie porn site
Starting 'em young, aren't you? This guy was so young that it almost wasn't creepy that he was lusting over children.
A student from Souma City was arrested yesterday for being the one that heads up a child pornography BBS website. He did his "work" on free computers available in the city’s culture center. Not the brightest perv ever.
What does he have to say for himself? Get this:
I like looking at nude boys, and had a collection of about 1,500 photos. I wanted people with similar interests to share the same joy.
Japan Today says he was busted specifically over six photos of naked boys under 10 years of age, posted on the site between July and December 2009.
6Feb/100
Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre
Hello Kitty Chainsaw
While Hello Kitty fanatics may see something like this as cute (you have to seriously feel for the lumberjack significant other that has to carry this around at work), for the rest of us it pretty much exemplifies what any horror movie villain (or the evil feline herself) would undoubtedly use to dismember victims. In fact, The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre is probably already in production and is guaranteed to be the most horrifying movie that you have ever seen. Then again, getting dismembered by Hello Kitty wielding a Hello Kitty chainsaw probably would be less painful than actually having to live in Hello Kitty Hell…
2Feb/100
The International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer’s Association
I just don't know what to say but " rule #34 strikes again". The worst part of this website is that the mouse cursor seems to only scroll left but not right properly.
The good news is that we have now reached 225 members at the time of writing - a phenomenal achievement made even more impressive by the loss of those who didn't make it past Jeff Goldblum's home security system on our last group picnic. They will be sorely missed, and 2009 will be a year dedicated to our fallen comrades, as well as a celebration of those who have recently joined the fold! We look forward to seeing the fruits of your wonderful imaginations blossom forth on this dinosaur-shaped tree of dodgy erotica we call IJPEFFWA.
[source : .I.J.P.E.F.F.W.A.]
31Jan/100
Craigslist – WTF once again
Wowsers Craigslist has done it again. Thank you Internets for keeping me entertained. Thanks to Kat for the link
I have this fetish, and well, it's kinda weird. I like young guys, about 18-25, to come over to my place for some fun. Ideally they would be dressed in an orange tracksuit but that's not essential. What I like to do is strip down, slow and sensual (you'd remain fully clothed) and open a few bags of regular party balloons. I will provide the balloons.
Can come to you, but would prefer to do it at home as it's a hassle bringing all the balloons in the car, I'd need a suitcase or something.
It will be your responsibility to blow up as many balloons as you can, though I will be there to assist if you get out of breath at any stage. This will continue until my bedroom is literally filled with bright and bouncy balloons.
I will then sit down on my rocking chair, bedside, and request that you come closer to me. You will pick up a balloon and hold it close to my ear (can be left or right, preferably left). As I masturbate my penis, you will pick up the large needle from my bedside locker and pop the balloon in my ear. (The first balloon must always be red and the last blue, aside from that you may pop them in whatever order you like.)
The popping of balloons in my ear will continue to become more and more arousing to me until eventually I will come close to reaching a climax and stop. (I don't feel I deserve to reach orgasm so I have trained myself not to)
After that, you will read me a short story from my childhood book of fairytales. Preferably something classic such as Cinderella or Snow White. I would love to drift off into a slumber feeling like the prettiest princess in all the land. You will be required to read to me until I am fast asleep. Don't worry, it won't take very long as I always sleep extremely soundly after partaking in a balloon service.
- Cuddy
http://perth.craigslist.com.au/m4m/1572151924.html
Craiglist proof
24Jan/100
Lawndale, California: Vampire-Free Since ‘03
Personally I always thought that japanese had the crazy market pretty much cornered. Thanks America you have entertained me again. Vampires in Lawndale ... lolz
22Jan/100
french star wars = fail
This is possibly the worse star wars ripoff I have seen in a very long time. This is clearly worse than the SW Musical and even the turkish re interpretation.
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