No Meat for Chubby Girls – Man Goes On Rampage
Clean up on aisle three! Earlier this week an Indiana man ran through a grocery store with a large hunting knife, destroying several packages of meat and smearing dog food on his handiwork. He told employees that he “was on a mission from God” to prevent little girls from eating beef. According to the police, […]
Nudie Pics During National News Broadcast
You see the guy in the upper left of the screen? He’s a banker. A banker that’s about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ! [the source]
Sidekick Wanted
HELP WANTED: Plucky female teenager/young adult with attitude and heart. Must be a friend of justice. Must be willing to become a cyborg and dress in spandex. Traumatic backstory optional, can be provided if desired. Apply within with desired motif, weapons, and fighting style. iwanttobeasexysidekick I think I have been reading to many comic books. […]