Horror, Weirdness and Random Rantings Shhhh. Don't Tell Anyone

5Mar/100

World of Wifecraft – Raff out Roud

18Feb/100

ROR – ROFL

LOL

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21Jan/100

Apocalypse Meow

oldie but a goodie

21Jan/100

Sex – I thought I had it all figured out, until the bees…

Now we are all adult here but just in case, THIS IS SOMEWHAT ADULT. Also if you do not have a sense of humor. are at work, your boss or sys admin does not have sense of humor, blah blah lame.... *sigh you get the point. if you think this will get you in troube because you are allready doing something you should not be doing where ever you may be  then please do not click on this link.

20Jan/100

Its a Horse…

Its a sad state of affairs when I have to resort to trawling youtube for entertainment. :(

The movie Footloose is apparently set in Utah/Oklahoma, which I suppose is close enough to Texas to make its song appropriate for this McDonald’s “Big America” burger commercial.

curse you 2am  :(

16Jan/100

A Nation of Dumb: 3 customers in one day 115/230

I cannot believe this. So far today I have experienced not 1 or 2 but 3 seperate customers who in their infinite wisdom have decided that changing the little 115/230V switch at the back of the computer would get a good thing.

Seriously folks at what stage does the average joe decided that they realy do not like the magic toaster they've just had repaired and paid for and start fucking with shit they do not understand.

14Jan/100

malware + Jackie Chan + internets

For some reason the quote "Everyone needs to enjoy safe time on internet" makes me think of "borat's sexy time". Also why are all the nasties red robot sperm looking things?

7Jan/100

Things i want: toothpaste heads

Toothpaste heads from Black Lab Products are really fun, really simple cap replacements for a standard tube of toothpaste. Toothpaste Oscar the cat and Toothpaste Pete the dog attach to any standard, screw-on toothpaste tube. Their arms swing shut to cap off the toothpaste when you’re not using it, and when you are, well, the toothpaste comes out of their mouth.

While speaking with them today, they told me that Toothpaste Heads will  be on the Today Show on NBC this Thursday morning. They’re previous product Spread Heads (a mustard and ketchup bottle toppers) were already featured on the Today Show (see video below).

The way I see it, for $4.99 it’s a pretty cheap thing  you can add to your bag of tricks to get your kids excited about brushing their teeth.

Toothpaste Heads, $4.99 each, available at TheSpreadHeads.com

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29Oct/090

Japanese Chimp TV

The japanese have the worlds best tv shows. Boob grabbing chimps FTW

1Oct/090

Gary the Cylon

There are lots of these