Horror, Weirdness and Random Rantings Shhhh. Don't Tell Anyone

10Mar/100

I just made some TRON in my pants

19Feb/100

New Cthulhu Comedy Sneaking Into Theaters

Though one rarely associates Lovecraft with slapstick humor, that's what you'll get in a new horror-comedy about the last living relative of the pulp writer who invented Cthulhu. The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu is coming to theaters this year.

13Feb/100

Midgets vs. Mascots Official Movie Trailer

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If you combine Jackass and Borat and remove all semblance of discipline or organization, you get something like Midgets vs Mascots, an occasionally very funny but often very sloppy mockumentary that is far too eager to show us how taboo it is.

The premise is that a Texas millionaire named Big Red (Richard Howland) has just died, and his will has unusual stipulations on how his fortune should be dispersed. Big Red was a little person and had great fondness for that group. He had also done work as a mascot early in his career, and always loved mascots. But as adult-film legend Ron Jeremy says, "Big Red knew there was no money in mascotting, so he did what any midget would do: porn." Yes, Big Red made his money producing skin flicks, many of which involved actors of his height.

The sheer volume of un-P.C. behavior is something of an achievement, though. Little Richard is a sharp parody of a Grade-A

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douchebag (complete with popped collar on his pink polo shirt); Big Red's assistant, Deng Mann (Akie Kotabe), is an exaggerated Asian stereotype; the cowboy sheriff mascot is a marijuana enthusiast who can be seen smoking inside his giant foam head. (The vacant smile affixed to the costume seems appropriate in that context.) The film is dirty, vulgar, and sophomoric, and cheerfully so, if not always entertainingly.

f you combine Jackass and Borat and remove all semblance of discipline or organization, you get something like Midgets vs Mascots, an occasionally very funny but often very sloppy mockumentary that is far too eager to show us how taboo it is.

The premise is that a Texas millionaire named Big Red (Richard Howland) has just died, and his will has unusual stipulations on how his fortune should be dispersed. Big Red was a little person and had great fondness for that group. He had also done work as a mascot early in his career, and always loved mascots. But as adult-film legend Ron Jeremy says, "Big Red knew there was no money in mascotting, so he did what any midget would do: porn." Yes, Big Red made his money producing skin flicks, many of which involved actors of his height.f you combine Jackass and Borat and remove all semblance of discipline or organization, you get something like Midgets vs Mascots, an occasionally very funny but often very sloppy mockumentary that is far too eager to show us how taboo it is.

The premise is that a Texas millionaire named Big Red (Richard Howland) has just died, and his will has unusual stipulations on how his fortune should be dispersed. Big Red was a little person and had great fondness for that group. He had also done work as a mascot early in his career, and always loved mascots. But as adult-film legend Ron Jeremy says, "Big Red knew there was no money in mascotting, so he did what any midget would do: porn." Yes, Big Red made his money producing skin flicks, many of which involved actors of his height.

7Feb/100

Full Metal Jacket – Gunnery Sergent Hartman

Let Me See Your War Face

NSFW - Strong Language

After fully getting reamed in a what can only be described as a slaughter and not a game of Battlefield Bad Company 2 - BETA I just had to listen to this.

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For some reason I can't help but feel calmer everytime I hear this.

6Feb/100

NSFW Run Bitch Run NSFW

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Exploitation cinema at its finest, Bad Quality + Cheese filled voice over = brainless and violent entertainment.

This movie is not for the easily offended, lactacting woment, people with high standards or those who like quality cinema

4Feb/100

A.D. Trailer – Another Zombie Feature

Above is a short trailer for a CG zombie flick called A.D., found by Zombie Info. Despite the very poor zombie survival techniques displayed by the characters -- i.e., just sitting in the middle of the road and allowing themselves to get surrounded -- it's a beautiful trailer, especially the environments. I even like the extreme, Clone Wars-esque character designs, since they don't look like they're actually made of wood, and it looks extra cool on the zombies. Zombie Info has way more, er, zombie info on the makers and their hopes to turn this into a real movie; you should check it out.

31Jan/100

Man Talk

This is a James Bond Classic. There is not way in hell you could get away with this in modern cinema.

In this Bond installment agent 007 investigates a smuggling operation run by the obsessive Billionaire Auric Goldfinger and uncovers a plot to irradiate the entire gold supply of the United States by detonating an atomic bomb inside Fort Knox in Kentucky.

In my opinion this little snipped is the best part of the movie. Sit back watch the 0:20 and prepare to chuckle.

Thanks for reminding me about this Rach :D

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?

Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!