High School girls Smell Each Others Fingers
Yes, it's exactly what you think. Well, not really. That would be gross. Or not. Depending on your propensity to appreciate certain smells. OK, we're just grossing our selves out here. Just go watch this twisted new Axe/lynx commercial and wallow in the stench.
Fallout trailer
Did someone tell me that the English producer/director Tupaq Felber is attempting to do a six-part adaptation of Peter Bagge's Apocalypse Nerd for the BBC and I just conveniently forgot? Egad, I hope not. At any rate, above is the teaser trailer Felber put together.
Fallout: Teaser Trailer from tupaq felber on Vimeo.
Lady Gaga in Wonderland
God, Star Trek and Circumcision
Warning: The video above is technically safe for work, but is one of the most awful things I have ever seen. I know most videos I've posted from Everything Is Terrible have been awful, but mostly in an entertaining/funny way -- this video comes straight from the gaping maw of Satan himself. Which is ironic, since this video is a Christian Star Trek parody where the Klingons try to make the crew of the Enterprise lose their faith in Jesus.
I'm not the most religious person, but I can't help but feel these people are less "Christian" and more "dangerous lunatics." If they actually made this video on behalf of Jesus, they owe him an apology, because it makes me want to sign up with Team Satan immediately.
Exploding crotch bombs FTW
Remember the jackass that tried exploding his little terrorist genitals onboard Northwest Flight 253 over Christmas? Well the BBC set out to investigate exactly what kind of damage a crotchful of PETN could actually do to a flying jetliner.
Protected: secret
5th Grader Suspended for Munching on Special Fruity Pebbles
Last week in Pittsburg, 6 fifth-graders were suspended for indulging in a tasty, stoney snack of fruity pebbles. These were no ordinary fruity pebbles though, these had marijuana cooked into them, school district superintendent Barbara Wilson stated.
Dolphin Wars – Went To France #$@#$@#$
You have got to be kidding me. They are making this crap. Who the hell approves this shit.
A new television series about the controversial dolphin trade in Japan, tentatively titled “Dolphin Warriors,” has been greenlit by Animal Planet.
The series picks up where the movie leaves off and, like the film, stars animal activist Ric O’Barry. Two episodes of the series — which is being executive produced by O’Barry’s son, Lincoln — have already been completed, although a premiere date has yet to be announced, Ric O’Barry said.
Animal Planet says the series may premiere in the fall, after “The Cove” debuts on the channel this summer.
