Horror, Weirdness and Random Rantings Shhhh. Don't Tell Anyone

30Oct/090

I want this

I want this on a shirt

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29Oct/090

get your cube on – rubik styles

I myself would have liked the Last zombie supper better

29Oct/090

Japanese Chimp TV

The japanese have the worlds best tv shows. Boob grabbing chimps FTW

28Oct/090

steampunk mage = awesomeness

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arkique & Doggums

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28Oct/090

Wow— just fucken wow – vampire Fleshlight

I am gonna warn you now. the links in this article are not work safe..

500x_vampirefleshlight1-1Yes, that's a vampire Fleshlight --the "vagina in a can" sex toy used by lonely men whose hands have apparently stopped returning their calls. I admit I'm a bit confused, since although the characters and fans of Twilight love not having sex before marriage, those are 99% girls, right? (I'm not saying there are no male Twilight fans, I've just never heard of one). But this -- called the Succu Dry, by the way -- is clearly for boys with penises. Is this like the self-loathing consolation prize for guys whose girls are waiting to be married to a vampire before they give up the goods? Because that's pretty fucked up right there. Seems like you'd want the many, many, many non-vampire cans to stick your penis in instead of the vampire one. But I don't really want to stick my penis into any can at all. Perhaps if I did, I'd have a different perspective on things.

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28Oct/090

Drunk clown nabbed after crash – was he driving funny?

VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A Vancouver-area man has learned that if driving erratically in a clown suit is not enough to signal intoxication, then crashing into a police car certainly is.

A police officer in suburban West Vancouver was searching for suspects involved in a reported fight early on Sunday when he spotted a man, later found to be wearing a brightly colored clown costume, driving at him on the wrong side of the road.

The officer stopped his own car and turned on its emergency lights to warn the other driver, who nonetheless crashed head-on into the cruiser at 20-30 km per hour (12-19 mph).

There were no injuries.

A 29-year-old man is facing charges including impaired driving. He "will have some explaining to do in court," police said in a statement.

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28Oct/090

UK Law Enforcement Tells UK Gov’t: Please Don’t Kick File Sharers Offline

UK Law Enforcement Tells UK Gov't: Please Don't Kick File Sharers Offline

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from the didn't-see-that-coming dept

Those who believe that kicking people off the internet based on accusations of file sharing is an affront to basic due process and civil rights have perhaps an unexpected ally: UK law enforcement and intelligence services have come out against Peter Mandelson's "three strikes and your off the internet" plan. Of course, they're not as concerned about due process and civil rights, as they are about making it more difficult to track down criminals online:

Law enforcement groups, which include the Serious and Organised Crime Agency (Soca) and the Metropolitan Police's e-crime unit, believe that more encryption will increase the costs and workload for those attempting to monitor internet traffic. One official said: "It will make prosecution harder because it increases the workload significantly."

28Oct/090

i want to play torchlight

The adventure is set in the mining settlement of Torchlight, a boomtown founded on the discovery of rich veins of Ember - a rare and mysterious ore with the power to enchant or corrupt all that it contacts.  This corruptive power may have dire consequences however, and players set out into the nearby mountains and depths below to discover the full extent of Ember's influence on the civilizations that have come before.

Players will choose from among three character classes, and  venture from the safety of the town of Torchlight into randomly generated dungeon levels, with a huge variety of creepy monsters, endless variations of loot to find, and quests to complete. The endless randomization ensures a long-lived gameplay experience.

Randomization - Our level layouts are randomly created, so each adventure is unique. Monsters, treasures, puzzles, and items are also different each time you embark on an adventure.

Easy, approachable interface - Torchlight is designed to be easy to play right from the beginning. The intuitive interface gives players easy access to a rich and varied world.

Retirement System - Once characters are sufficiently leveled up, they can "retire" and bestow specific benefits and perks  to new characters.

Pets - Players will choose a pet to accompany them. Pets can level up along with the player, and will help in battle, carry items, and perform a variety of helpful services.

Character Classes û Players will create and customize a character from one of three classes available, and choose an animal companion. Through cosmetic choices, skill path decisions, and the treasures they acquire, each character will be custom-tailored and different.

Fishing - Players can take a break from the high-energy pace of adventuring to visit one of the fishing holes and relax and  see what they can catch. Fish have interesting benefits for the player and pet, and other rewards can also be discovered

27Oct/090

slurm

Behold its slurm

-= slurm 0.3.3 on ratbert.marx.co.nz =-

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Current RX Speed: 3.15 KB/s              Current TX Speed: 51.01 KB/s
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Overall Top RX Speed: 5.29 KB/s          Overall Top TX Speed: 59.93 KB/s
Received Packets: 178292785           Transmitted Packets: 220161670
GBytes Received: 0.645 GB             GBytes Transmitted: 2.619 GB
Errors on Receiving: 0                Errors on Transmission: 0

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27Oct/090

Dr Who – Anime – Fan project

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Part 1

Part 2

Part 3