Horror Movies and Random Rantings

11Mar/100

God, Star Trek and Circumcision

Warning: The video above is technically safe for work, but is one of the most awful things I have ever seen. I know most videos I've posted from Everything Is Terrible have been awful, but mostly in an entertaining/funny way -- this video comes straight from the gaping maw of Satan himself. Which is ironic, since this video is a Christian Star Trek parody where the Klingons try to make the crew of the Enterprise lose their faith in Jesus.

I'm not the most religious person, but I can't help but feel these people are less "Christian" and more "dangerous lunatics." If they actually made this video on behalf of Jesus, they owe him an apology, because it makes me want to sign up with Team Satan immediately.

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11Mar/100

Adventure Time

I want to watch this cartoon.

Plaza200 from fredseibert on Vimeo.

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11Mar/100

I love to @#$%

ROR This brought tears to my eyes.

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11Mar/100

Exploding crotch bombs FTW

Remember the jackass that tried exploding his little terrorist genitals onboard Northwest Flight 253 over Christmas? Well the BBC set out to investigate exactly what kind of damage a crotchful of PETN could actually do to a flying jetliner.

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11Mar/100

EZ Cracker –

I'm not sure if this invention is awesome or rubbish.. i'm gonna have to go with both.

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11Mar/100

New York’s New Sex Symbol

Power On

New Yorkers have a new sex symbol. The international sign for the power button (the circle with the line thrusting out the top) will grace the wrappers of millions of New York City condoms.

The city's health department distributes 40 million free condoms every year. But the official design was less than stimulating. Enter the Web. An online contest for a special limited edition wrapper brought out the city's more dirty-minded designers and 15,000 people voted on the finalists.

The winning "power-on" logo was thought up by Luis Acosta, a designer from Queens.

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11Mar/100

Protected: secret

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11Mar/100

5th Grader Suspended for Munching on Special Fruity Pebbles

Last week in Pittsburg, 6 fifth-graders were suspended for indulging in a tasty, stoney snack of fruity pebbles. These were no ordinary fruity pebbles though, these had marijuana cooked into them, school district superintendent Barbara Wilson stated.

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11Mar/100

Dolphin Wars – Went To France #$@#$@#$

You have got to be kidding me. They are making this crap. Who the hell approves this shit.

A new television series about the controversial dolphin trade in Japan, tentatively titled “Dolphin Warriors,” has been greenlit by Animal Planet.

The series picks up where the movie leaves off and, like the film, stars animal activist Ric O’Barry. Two episodes of the series — which is being executive produced by O’Barry’s son, Lincoln — have already been completed, although a premiere date has yet to be announced, Ric O’Barry said.

Animal Planet says the series may premiere in the fall, after “The Cove” debuts on the channel this summer.

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11Mar/100

Star Wars – Jedi-Con

Wow double Star Wars awesomeness in one day. This is just way to cool. Somehow I would expect this from the japanese and maybe the Canadians but never from my fellow german folk.

The Jedi-Con in Dusseldorf Germany is fast approaching next month (April 3-5), and the official event poster by artist Randy Martinez has just been finalized.

"The theme this year is "Star Wars Rocks," says Martinez, "and with The Empire Strikes Back's 30th anniversary, I felt it was appropriate to have Boba Fett shredding his Flying V guitar." Check out the poster below, which will be printed in an edition of 500 and offered at the con.

For more information about Jedi-Con, see our earlier coverage here, or head over to the official site here.